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dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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