i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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