i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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