With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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