i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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