Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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