The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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