We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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