They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
