so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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