your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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