would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
