Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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