So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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