Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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