I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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