Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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