I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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