Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
please don't ironically join a cult
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