Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Randomize
