There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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