so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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