So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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