he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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