Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
