that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
