I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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