Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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