I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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