If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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