mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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