oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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