Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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