I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He has the fingertips of a God
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