piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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