We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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