just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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