? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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