Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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