I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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