i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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