This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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