giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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