this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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