I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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