Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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