We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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