So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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