i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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