I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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