: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
They have beer where we have blood.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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