Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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